Just like that.
I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
A man went to the doctor and said, 'I need help urgently. I keep dreaming that women come into my bedroom and I keep pushing them away.' The doctor said, 'What do you want me to do?'And the man said, 'Cut my arms off.'
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
A man went to the doctor and said, 'I need help urgently. I keep dreaming that women come into my bedroom and I keep pushing them away.' The doctor said, 'What do you want me to do?'And the man said, 'Cut my arms off.'
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any
